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phuthi
31-08-2012, 04:27 PM
<b>Bad Girls vs Good Girls</b><br>
Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"... Bad girls say, "what’s for breakfast?"<br>
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Good girls never go after another girl’s man... Bad girls go after him AND his brother.<br>
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Good girls wear white cotton panties... Bad girls don’t wear any.<br>
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Good girls wax their floors... Bad girls wax their bikini lines.<br>
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Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot... Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.<br>
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Good girls make chicken for dinner... Bad girls make reservations<br>
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Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies... Bad girls know they could do better<br>
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Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss... Bad girls never do either, unless he’s very, very rich.<br>
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Good girls believe they’re not fully dressed without a strand of pearls... Bad girls believe that they are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.<br>
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Good girls love Italian food... Bad girls love Italian waiters.<br>
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Good girls prefer the missionary position... Bad girls do too-when acting out a "virgin" fantasy.<br>
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Good girls pack their toothbrush... Bad girls pack their diaphragms.<br>
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Good girls save for a rainy day... Bad girls save for a Chanel suit.<br>
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Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it... Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it.<br>
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Good girls wear high heels to work... Bad girls wear high heels to bed.<br>
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Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance... Bad girls think NO place is the wrong place.<br>
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Good girls have stocks... Bad girls have stockbrokers.<br>
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Good girls collect silk shirts... Bad girls collect chiffon teddies.<br>
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Good girls just say no... Bad girls just say when.<br>
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Good girls never do "it" on the first date... Bad girls wait to see what kind of car he’s driving.<br>
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Good girls read best-sellers... Bad girls sleep with their authors.<br>
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Good girls write condolence notes... Bad girls marry the widower.<br>
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Good girls say, ''Don't... Stop...'' Bad girls say, ''Don't Stop...''